My cat is a sociopath

"Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you are ugly."

19th May 13
19th May 13

"When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has."

19th May 13
19th May 13

"VANITY AS SELF CARE ALWAYS. YOU TAKE THOSE SELFIES, GIRL. SHOW THE WORLD HOW FUCKING MAJESTIC YOU ARE."

19th May 13
19th May 13

"I had no idea this site cost 1 billion i bet its because of my blog."

19th May 13
19th May 13

"Sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving."

19th May 13
4th May 13

"Do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl."

4th May 13
4th May 13

"A: Is this seat saved? B: NO, are you? #flirtandconvert"

4th May 13
4th May 13

"Drinking 8 glasses of water a day is so 90’s."

4th May 13